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Name: Matthew
Single or taken: Taken!
Gender: Man
Birthday: July 30th
Sign: Leo, and a Unicorn or Holly tree according to the Celtic zodiac
Hair color: Rich very dark brown
Eye color: Silver blue
Height: 5'7" last I checked
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Exclusively straight

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Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Walmart. I don't care really...
Favorite designer?: ...uh...what?
What is your sexiest outfit?: Naked
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Jeans and a t-shirt...or naked
What do you usually wear?: Jeans, undies, and t-shirt...or nothing...>_>

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What kind of shampoo do you use?: Recently, I got this...cucumber melon stuff...not sure what it is...but it smells like starburst! AWESOME!
What are you listening to right now: The humming of my computer.
Who is the last person that called you?: My mother.
How many buddies are online right now?: Oh...a few...

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Foods: For sweets: Lemonsquares: For savory: hmmn...I like bacon...
Girls names: Laura, Lilia, Lila, Lilith, Amethyst, Maria, Elisa, Lisa...various forms of that...I LIKE L's! OKAY! And hope to name my first daughter Lily.
Boys names: Isaiah! Elroy, Leroy, Eldad, and Medad...and my own name of course, Matthew, and Lewis. I hope to name my first son Isaiah Valiant Lewis...if she approves that is...
Subjects in school: Art, English, and Government were my favourites.

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Given anyone a bath?: hmmmn...My nephew when he was a little one I think.
Smoked?: Never.
Bungee jumped?: no...
Made yourself throw up?: Actually, a few times, but that was because I had something stuck.
Skinny dipped?: Someday! I will....just try and stop me!...well...she might...hmmn...maybe I won't ever skinny dip...oh well...
Ever been in love?: Yes.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Actually...yes...And I'll never talk about it!
Pictured your crush naked?: SHUT UP! Don't ever ask me that again...I'LL NEVER TELL!
Actually seen your crush naked?: ...in a dream once or twice...well...actually three times...look buddy I can't control my dreams...
Cried when someone died?: Yeah. ...my poor kitty...I miss you YoYo!
Lied: Unfortunately...
Fallen for your best friend?: Hmmmn...No...Not unless you count the automatic promotion of your dearest loved one to 'best friend' in life then...yes?
Rejected someone?: Utterly broke her heart. Then again we just weren't compatible. Broke up with atleast 3 girls in real life...they didn't last particularly long...and the last one was utterly horrid *shudders*...But...I am rather happy now with my Adoretai. <3
Used someone?: Why yes I have. Several people infact. But not rudely, does asking someone to do something for you count as using?
Done something you regret?: Tons of things! I still remember my first regret ever. It haunts me to this day.

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Clothes: T-shirt, jeans, undies...and a blanket that I wrap myself in like a mantle...because I'm cool like that.
Music: Cascada...DHT...SO?!
Smell: I smell...Paint...oddly enough...
Desktop picture: A picture of my princess painting.
Cd in player: None.
DVD in player: None

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You touched: My keyboard. And I pet a few of my cats today.
You IMed: Laura...again...she was offline O_O...again...She'll enjoy the spam...And my good friend Samuraid...and then there was my real life friend Lauren, of whom I had a lovely debate about politics with...NOW THAT was weary work...then again that was a heck of alot of typing...
You yelled at: ...someone I'm sure...
You kissed: Actually, I did kiss my cats today, little Pepper, she is the runt, she needs loves D: Then again I kiss my cats and hug them, because they are like...my special little babies...

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Understanding: Empathetic
Open-minded: I've been told I am not...I am...it just needs to be moral, or ethical, or atleast half-way decent is all...or TRUE might work...
Arrogant: Silence peasant!
Insecure: On some issues..yes..on others, I am incredibly confident. My biggest insecurity would be just...trust issues...I'm not particularly trusting, but I've been rather..hurt a few times by my sisters...so...its a long story...in essence I don't really trust people to stick around for long...but I am learning to trust my adoretai very much, I just need to not dwell on the fear of abandonment that I grew up with, and look to the good qualities.
Random: BLOODY SPIT NUGGETS!
Hungry: I had a poptart.
Smart: I'm intelligent, but I can always learn more.
Moody: Oh...I have my man-periods I guess...
Hard working: Yes.
Organized: Depends on what you mean by 'organized'
Healthy: My doctor said I was 'too healthy'...what ever that means.
Shy: No. I'm very blatant.
Difficult: People say I am...I don't believe them.
Bored easily: Depends on the stimulus.
Obsessed: Just because I managed to wrap my life around one single thing doesn't mean anything...okay so I can get obsessed...but it is a multi-obession, I'm obsessed about elves too, and religious study, and I'm obsessed over languages also, and my mp3player...>_>
Angry: If you ever manage to anger me...I'll cut out your pancreas, and shove a sugar cookie down your throat, and watch you die of forced diabetic sugar death! AND THEN HANG YOUR LIMP CORPSE! ON YOUR OWN SPINE! YOU WRETCHED LITTLE *Bleep*
Sad: Often, but that is due to longing mostly. But I am happy at the same time. So it is an odd mix..
Happy: I think so.
Hyper: Always, unless I'm the other extreme. I am an elf, I am either very hyper, or very sorrowful and quiet.
Trusting: no...but...for a few I have incredible trust.

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Kill?: ...you know how you are...
Slap?: Christopher Paolini! His book HAD potential, if he would have just put more time and effort into it, and not made his elves into bastardised atheists...ELVES ARE SPIRITUAL!
Get really wasted with?: Well, preferably not with a recycling group, they hate waste...OH wait..you meant drunk...no, not with anyone...for one thing, she'd kill me...for two...I'd prefer not to be out of control of my already unstable faculties.
Get high with: My art teacher once said to me: "Don't ever do drugs Matt..you'd probably explode" Apparently I'm high enough already as it is...and don't ever get me started on Dr.Pepper + Sugar Cubes...I actually put sugar cubes in that stuff, and my GOODNESS it was glorious! I suggest doing it!
Talk to offline: Laura...D: >_> Sorry for the spam sweetie...
Talk to online: Samuraid! My good buddy and pal! *brohug* and Lauren, my real life friend...
Sex it up with: ....not telling you! freak...

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In the morning I: Go back to sleep.
Love is: Everything.
I dream about: Depends...if I remember it, it is usually something really symbolic, and important.
Sexual preference: I am exclusively straight.

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Coke or Pepsi: Both.
Flowers or candy: Awwww! Sweetie!...would never get me either I think...she doesn't get me very many gifts anymore...but I love her anyway! ^_^ That's what matters.
Tall or short: Tall I think, or short...Medium.
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Makes you laugh the most: Samuraid has actually made me laugh before...Probably the only one to ever make me laugh online as far as friends go...Lauren, Josh...several real life friends...My parents oddly enough...
Makes you smile: Anyone I happen to be pestering or annoying at the time...like Samuraid...PS: Samuraid: eye colour? And is she cute? I WILL GET THAT INFO OUT OF YOU MR.CLAM! Yeah...I talk to Samuraid often. He's a bit of the all around online best friend sort of figure. I smile when talking to Jesus!
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Shhh...she doesn't know I'm looking...*hides in the savannah grass...waiting to pounce* :3 RAWR! *POUNCES!*

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Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Yeah...though...it is actually all afternoon
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No...Because that would mean that I would have to get a man..and men are quite frankly horridly inferior in aesthetic quality to women. Ladies have such lovely features...
Wish you were younger: Yes.
Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes...I have...Then again I am a gentle spirit...but just because I cry doesn't mean you've won or beaten me...because I CAN and WILL strip you of every last ounce of dignity you've ever gained over your lifetime, and blast it back at you like a ten thousand degree solar flare! AND MELT YOUR FACE OFF!...unless...I deserved it of course...

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Of times I have had my heart broken: Atleast twice a day. First time I had my heart broken though...was in elementary school...my first regret...from then on it was rather constant. I should be used to it by now.
Of hearts I have broken: three that I know of...
Of guys I've kissed: ...none...not 'that way' anyway...
Of girls I've kissed: Never had a first kiss. O_O I will share it someday though, with that special adoretai in the future! And it shall be awesomesauce.
Of CD's I own: No clue...
Of scars on my body: I have many. I've been in a few accidents and scrapes over my lifetime, and a few surgeries. Almost lost an eye once!